what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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