This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
this boner is exhausting
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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