also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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