I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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