it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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