Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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