id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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