I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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