It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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