so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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