Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Even my vagina gasped.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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