FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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