Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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