Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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