If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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