I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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