This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
