hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
