It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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