I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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