just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
