Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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