We're like a lot better than the average bears
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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