yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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