; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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