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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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