Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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