you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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