she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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