I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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