im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
