Me too!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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