Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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