dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
