I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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