I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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