They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
