carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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