I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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