That's intense
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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