I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i barfeds in our rink
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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