OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
wat bout pragnant strippers??
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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