susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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