I need help removing her.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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