I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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