Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We had sex on a dog bed..
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
