One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
