I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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