Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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