it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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