idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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