I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
