do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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