please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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