I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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