the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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