why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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