His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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